║░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ● Bing Gordyn ● ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░║
║░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Eight man on the moon ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░║
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║░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ In great honors ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░║

Yeah that's right, I was the eight man on the moon and the first to be there wearing a moustache.
So forget about Apollo 11, I didn't like Neil Armstrong anyways. I mean he was the first one on the moon...that's right.
But what did he except that... nothing! And I...I do have a moustache....
Thus Iam the first REAL man on the moon!
Sincerly yours,
Bing Gordyn
The eigth one on the moon,
and the first one with a moustache!

By the way: I took over DaErichs Steam Profile!(archive link)

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